As we move into the next Millenium the creative team at Let's Go Fishing is hard at work to meet the demands of fishing in the coming age of High Technology sport fishing!
Your LGF management team feels that to meet our goal of fishing self-sufficiency we need to purchase our own accomodations. Therefore we have entered a bid on what we believe will be the answer to our needs on all levels. The "Julliet" is a diesel powered, nuclear capable submarine, which will allow us mobility, spacious and luxuriant lodging as well as the fire power to compete in the fishing world of the new century.
The LGF Technology Evaluation Department (TED) has studied the Julliet and presents the following Specifications:
- Quiet and efficient high speed fishing ingress/egress
- Tubes fore, aft and amidships for launching chum, trolling, and as a fireworks platform both on surface and submerged
- Accomodations for 80 personnel
- Sonar and electronic tracking systems for locating schooling fish pods
- Coding/encryption capability to thwart "fish spies"
- Non-nuclear, complies with all current EPA regulations as specified for private sector fishing submarines
- Capability to convert missle silos to ice chests, allowing in house storage of in excess of 80,000 "cold beverages"
- Surround-Sound Dolby stereo system with high range woofers.
Spacious Galley Complete Sauna Picture windows
(aquatic viewing)Complete Stock of "Magnum" Lures Electronic Fish Sensors
As you can see this "Boat" has it all! Fully Loaded, low nautical miles, and the ease, power and economy of Svenski Diesel engines!! Your LGF board of directors think that it is made to order for our needs.
Therefore we have offered to buy the "Julliet" for the unheard of price of $52.5 million. (American nuclear models are going for twice that price!!) This, of course, means that dues may have to be raised in the coming century, but we plan to defray the cost by sponsoring bake sales and cutting costs in areas such as movie rentals. Can we count on you?
You may view the complete bid package by "clicking" www.RusskieSub.Com
