Pedro Survives, near fatal, Clean Linen Accident !!
April 2, 2001

As Spring arrives, Pedro makes sure his bed linen get it's annual cleaning. Taking time at lunch to replace the linen on his tasteful Mission bed, Pedro learns one can never take clean linen for granted! As the fan whirrs overhead, Pedro, throws the sheet out to fit the bed [re-enacted above]. In an instant the sheet is in the fan, being wrapped in it's spinning vortex! Had it not been for Pedro's trained reflexes, he would have been a mass of mangled flesh amid shreds of Pima cotton. Pedro will think twice next year about washing his sheets and will give his linen more respect!!

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