Master Bedroom,Pedro Manor

Having left one of the patio doors open on this fine spring day, Pedro attends to duties in another room. Upon re-entering the master bedroom suite, he is stunned to see a reptile walking leisurely in front of his tasteful Mission bed. Apparently he has been on an inspection tour as he walked from the bathroom area back out to the patio and then to his home in the woods. Not surprising, however, as Pedro has always had a way with stray animals and fallen women. The turtle's name is Mr. L. Bob Smitherman, he told me.

**On occasion Pedro photographically re-enacts or re-stages certain events for dramatic effect. Pedro swears, affirms and avows that the above story is true and the photo was taken as it happened**

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