There is something wrong in America
today....something terribly wrong! As PedroPhiles know, one month ago he hosted
a gathering of some of the biggest names in films, literature and veterans
affairs at the palatial Pedro Estate. As you know, Pedro gave up alcohol for
lent 8 years ago, but as ever the gracious host he purchased three  six 
packs of beer for his guests.
Something wrong #1: These Hollywood
personalities and Veterans could not even manage to swill down this minimum
amount of beer. Something's wrong in America!
Something wrong #2: Pedro has begged
and cajoled friends, co-workers and neighbors to please come get "Free
Beer" and not a sole has responded. Somethings wrong in America!
Pedro wonders, does "Free
Beer" mean nothing in America anymore. Are we so complacent that we
won't walk across the street or stop in at Pedro's for "Free Beer".
Pedro's thinks, that if we hold "Free Beer" in so little regard
anymore, can the total decline of our civilization be far behind. Somethings
wrong in America!!